*What time is it: the time is now.
*Nickname: Lakweesha, Eggo, J.B., Cin
*Piercings: Well after a freak encounter with the infamous Nurooto tribe of Western Nigeria, nothing. I was sorely disappointed.
*What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater: Walk the Line. Who would've guessed the kid from Space Camp would grow up to be a good actor?
*Color of eyes? My eyes are like mood rings. Green when I'm happy, Blue when I'm sad, A pale skin tone when I'm asleep, and that saucy little brown streak to keep me humble.
*Place of birth: C to the Aio L to the Gizzo A to the Rizzo Y to the ...period...izzo.
*Favorite foods*: Breakfast foods. Unfortunately I have made the dangerous discovery of the McDonald's McGriddle. I have rationed them down to one a month, but December's sucked. Don't get the sausage - bacon it up all the way. I also love anything Italian. Except Italians.
*Ever been to Africa: Only in my dreams. But I still got a parasite.
*Ever been toilet papering (rolling): Not successfully. It always breaks, damn one ply. One day when I've made millions from my books I'll be able to afford fancy toilet paper with kittens on it, and I'll have high profile acquaintances to TP.
*Love someone so much it made you cry*: Question Vetoed.
*Been in a car accident: Look, it was one time. My car was just a late bloomer, he wears rubber pants and he apologized for the antifreeze he leaked on me . It's not like he's ever oiled himself, and he's really sensitive about it so I'll thank you to not mention it around him.
*Croutons or baconbits: If I want bread, I'll eat bread. If I want bacon, I'll have bacon. I don't need it in bit form.
*Favorite day of the week: Sunday.
*Favorite restaurants: The Brooklyn Diner, The Saigon Palace, Moxies, homeless soup kitchens
*Favorite Flower: I love all flowers. I love flowers. Love flowers. Especially love gardenias and orchids.
*Favorite sport to watch: The best game you can name...the good old hockey game. And federal election campaign debates.
*Favorite drink: Juice. Anything fruit that excretes juice, I'll drink it. It may sound raw, but so is my juice weakness.
*Favorite ice cream: I'm a frozen yogurt kinda girl. Which is odd because I'm also a Steak and potatoes kind of a girl too.
*Disney or Warner Brothers: Mickey Mouse or Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit? I'll go with the WB who was home to such greats as The PJs and Tiny Toons and Animanics
*Favorite fast food restaurant: Damn you Dave Thomas! Oh the life I might of had if it weren't for your affordably delicious JBC's.
*What color is your bedroom carpet: The color of hardwood and dustbunnies. Gross.
*How many times you failed your driver's test: Nonce. Keep in mind taking your license in Hanna gets as stressful as a four way stop and parallel parking between two 78 Chevy pieces.
*Which store would you choose to Max out your credit card this
week: That would have to be my man HMV. Or Best Buy. Or Banana Republic, mmmm preten-cilicous
*What do you do most often when you are bored: I haven't been bored in a really long time. I suppose if I were bored I would do those things that I put off, like pay rent.
*Bedtime: I wish I was in bed by 8 every night. Why? Because my bed is the love of my life. And 6 or 7 or 8 hours just isn't enough time. His duvet-y goodness and the pillows... sorry, I need a moment.
*Favorite TV show: Seinfeld. I don't care! It will never die. I also indulge once a week in Gilmore Girls. I was a critic at first too, but trust me. It's cute. And I'm a girl, and Luke and Loralie are in love and they're going to get married and it's really sweet...I'm so alone.
*What are you listening to right now: I don't really want to talk about it. But if you must know Lite 96 is doing Christmas Music all day every day, I believe in hopes that people will kill themselves with a staple to the temple and then there will be parking at Market Mall. I'M ON TO YOU DON, JOANNE and the COACH!!
*What is your favorite color: Red
*How many tattoos do you have: Do places where I've accidentally written on myself with a pen count? If so, none.
*How many pets do you have: Other than the dust bunnies, none. But some day I will own a dog, his name will be George, and we will grow old together, unless I happen to live past 40.
*Which came first the chicken or the egg: Hmmmm... I think that the egg came first. Oh but wait, a chicken would have to lay the egg in order for there to even be an egg. But wouldn't said chicken had to have first been hatched from a very similar egg as the one in question? Wow, that's a provocatively good question. I think I should take the day off and try to figure this out.

FYI : Anyone who hasn't guessed where I'm going on my mission - you get two guesses and if you're right...The reward will be scrumtralescent! Let me know.