"Rowling: 'Dumbledore Is Gay' At a public appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York, author J.K. Rowling announced that Dumbledore, the headmaster character in her popular Harry Potter series, is homosexual. What do you think? "

Larry Hahn,
Water Delivery Man
"Wow. I hadn't heard that. I've been really busy lately not caring about the sexual preferences of fictional people."

For those of you wondering, yes I did rip this off of the Onion and I in no way claim it to be my own. But I reflect the sentiment. Come on people!