Friday, October 26, 2007

"Rowling: 'Dumbledore Is Gay' At a public appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York, author J.K. Rowling announced that Dumbledore, the headmaster character in her popular Harry Potter series, is homosexual. What do you think? "

Larry Hahn,
Water Delivery Man
"Wow. I hadn't heard that. I've been really busy lately not caring about the sexual preferences of fictional people."

For those of you wondering, yes I did rip this off of the Onion and I in no way claim it to be my own. But I reflect the sentiment. Come on people!

2 comments:

Tara said...

Wow. Way to take a fun and innocent thing like children's fictional literature and make it way too complicated. And who does J.K. Rowling think she is? Just because she wrote the books she feels like she can meddle in the lives of the characters! If Dumbledore had wanted to come out of his magical closet, he'd have hocus-pocused his own way out. What's happened to fictional privacy these days?
-Tara Davis

Anonymous said...

My Thing with all this is why state it at all?? the series is over...there is no indication that he was a homo, so why state it at all, it gives nothing to the story of the plot....What a load of looggie!