What did you do with your Snow Day?
I was supposed to enjoy a nice trip to the temple yesterday, instead I made history.
Perhaps I should explain.
Due to the craptacular state of the weather yesterday, travel was not an option. So I spent the day with my dear cousin Amy. We went through some old home movies that we had made with my cousin Melany years before (I'm still trying to get over the blow to my confidence). Inspired by the lack of else to do and that fuzzy glow of camcorder footage, we decided to carry on our legacy by making a video message for Melany. She'll be home this fall from her mission, and I won't be home until next fall, so I thought it prudent to leave behind a little message of hope until my return.
From that simple message spawned an afternoon of fancy.
Whilst discussing my life as one of the characters from an original Cindy-Melany production, I decided that there were too many religions in Hollywood for the average Joe to keep track of- I can't remember how. So we did the obvious thing, created a new one. It's called...Jewbalahtology.
That's right, no more clumsy confusion over Judiasm, Kabbalah or Scientology. I know your all dying to learn more so give me a call if your interested in purchasing my infomercials. And remember "I want your money, because it lets me help you."